Kurt Hummel slouched back on his chair, legs spread wide inside his knee-length shorts, his smelly gym socks pulled up to just below his knees. There were holes that his toes were poking out of and his hoodie had another hole under the arm where the stench of his unwashed skin was reeking out.
He scratched his balls and looked at Blaine. “I don’t love you at all,” he said and then snorted up some snot, swallowing it down and pulling a face. “I totally like pussy now.”
Blaine’s wide doe eyes did nothing to sway him and Kurt stood up and dragged his feet as he walked out the door. “Also,” he called back over his shoulder, “Broadway and New York both suck, I’m gonna be a truck driver.”
Then he went out into New York and found Rachel. “I’m not taking anymore of your shit,” he told her and this time he meant it.
Then it was back to Ohio where he hooked up with a bunch of chicks and got several of them pregnant. He lived out his days enjoying episodes of CSI for the plot and banging as many women as he could. It was a good, Kurt Hummel kind of life.
*unattractive snort laugh*
my face while reading porn:
my face while reading fluff:
but like chris colfer has such a beautiful face with a really lickable jawline and i could go on and on about his collarbone and his neck is so large and strong and his hair keeps growing closer to god because we all know chris is god’s most precious treasure and his abs are the reason angels cry which explains rain and his hips surely dont lie and his ass is a perfect cooked chocolate cake id have as meal every single day and this all adds to the fact that he is freaking talented and smart and a very genuine and humble person chris colfer is my religion
It’s Easter and I’m just here reading gay fanfiction